Well, Randy Quaid (the actor from Independence Day, Vacation, Paper Moon, Kingpin and brother to one-time hottie, Dennis Quaid) is in a bit of a Sheen-like state, mixed with a bit of Scott Stapp (of Creed). He’s currently involved in some mess up and is retaliating with some lost-his-shit retort, via YouTube.
So, what is the debacle? We don’t know. We don’t follow the news, we just report it – kind of like Fox News. And what is Randy Quaid’s message … we don’t know, but we are telling you he lost his shit and is slowly dripping into nutjob status to look like he is “winning!”
So we ripped off our story here from Uproxx (because they rock hard sometimes) and made it look like a really cool ‘another-celebrity-lost-his-shit’ story. But even cooler is we kept Uproxx’s blue links down there so you can click and follow the whole story for yourself – because we are all too lazy to make it out (much like Fox).
WARNING: There is some fucking on this video – but it’s Randy Quaid kind of fucking, so it’s not like porn-type of fucking. but still might be considered NSFW
(THE ORIGINAL VIDEO WAS POSTED HERE, BUT IN THE THREE MINUTES WHILE WE WERE PUTTING THIS POST TOGETHER, IT WAS MAGICALLY REMOVED FROM YOUTUBE. HOWDAYALIKETHAT? SO THE LINK BELOW FOLLOWS THE DAILY MAIL’S STORY WITH THE VIDEO STILL INTACT).
Things have taken an interesting turn in the saga of Randy Quaid and wife Evi. The couple are currently suing John Kerry over a United States passport issue which actually stems from the fact that they are fugitives from justice. However, the subject of the above video which has surfaced on YouTube under the account “E Quaid” is not John Kerry; but rather Village Roadshow Pictures CEO Bruce Berman, Warner Brothers Entertainment, the New York Post, and Rupert Murdoch.
Among the accusations made in Quaid’s two-minute video: that Berman “stole his house,” that the New York Post has a vendetta out to “smear [him] to high heaven with a pack of lies,” and that Warner Brothers had him falsely arrested six times by TMZ — which he states “hashtag” (while he makes air quotes) actually stands for “PMC,” or “police media corruption.”
Through this rant, Evi sits behind Randy on a bed wearing a bikini with sunglasses and thigh-high stockings — motionless without speaking — and you’re like, “Huh, that’s kind of unsettling.” But OH NO, IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE. At the end of the minute-and-a-half long rant Randy declares, “You wanna f*ck me, Rupert? Well, I’m gonna f*ck you.” He then makes Evi don a Rupert Murdoch mask and proceeds to simulate (?) doggy-style boinking with her on camera. Oh, and a dog barks at them throughout the “sex.”
The whole thing is a little disturbing, to say the least. And it should go without saying that the video is at least somewhat NSFW, so keep that in mind before viewing.