Dumbass Accused Of Urinating On Waitress

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A waitress in Key West, Florida has a real reason to be pissed after a man allegedly urinated on her from a bar balcony early Saturday morning.

Tia Cruz, 26, was talking with a customer at a bar called Rick’s when she felt something wet on her body, according to The Smoking Gun.

A fellow employee broke the news that what she thought was a few drops of tropical rain was actually a man urinating on her from a balcony above her.

The alleged urinator, Orion Jones, 20, was chased throughout the bar complex by security personnel, KeysNet.com reports.

When officers arrived, Jones was fighting bouncers on the ground.

When the bouncers released Jones, he temporarily escaped police custody by running down the street. He was taken into custody after officers used a stun gun on him twice, according to the New York Daily News.

Jones has been charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest.

The arresting officer wrote in his police report that the suspect “expressed his desire to seek help for his alcohol problem.”