Female Florida Bar Patron Takes Off Shirt To Report Titty Time

Thanks for the mammaries . . . but no thanks.

We know... not the titties you were hoping for. Sorry!

We know… not the titties you were hoping for. Sorry!

Ronda Beckman was arrested in Florida after allegedly taking off her shirt at a bar, exposing her breasts and howling, “It’s titty time!”

Beckman bared all at Captain Jax Sandbar and Grill in Fort Pierce and refused to put her clothes back on, prompting a call to police, according to TC Palm.

A bar manager told the site that Beckman was on the dance floor when police arrived. She’s accused of calling an officer “a piece of shit and an asshole.” She was charged with indecent exposure, lewd lascivious behavior and disorderly intoxication.

The bare-breasted ballyhoo didn’t stop there.

Photo may not properly depict actual accusted (in any way, shape or form).

Photo may not properly depict actual accused (in any way, shape or form).

In the back of a patrol car, according to an arrest affidavit, Beckman was kicking and screaming. She’s quoted by police as saying, again, “It’s titty time, I’ll take everything off. I am getting arrested for indecent exposure! I’ll give you something to look at baby! I’ll take everything off! Oh yes baby I’ll take it all off OK.”

Beckman, who’s listed as homeless, also allegedly called the cop a “fucking whore,” Barstool Sports reports.

This map shows the incorporated and unincorpor...

This map shows the incorporated and unincorporated areas in St. Lucie County, Florida, highlighting Fort Pierce in red. It was created with a custom script with US Census Bureau data and modified with Inkscape. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)