So you are in an accident and in most cases you go through the motions of checking to see if anyone is injured, inspecting the damage, call the cops, file reports and so on. Except when you have to poop after eating bad Chinese food. You run.
And, much to my dismay, we go back to Florida for this one.
Meet Carlos Bacca. Carlos is from Port St. Lucie, Fla., and Carlos told officers that he fled the scene of a small car accident on Monday because he ate “bad” Chinese food and didn’t want to poop in his pants.
Carlos, 27, was ultimately arrested for allegedly driving without a license, after he returned to the spot where cops say he backed his truck into another car 6:30 that morning, TCPalm.com reported. The car owner had notified authorities of the fender bender.
“Baca apologized for leaving, but believed he had no choice,” an affidavit obtained by the website states, “as he was on the verge of defecating his pants.”
According to The Smoking Gun, Baca was booked into Port St. Lucie County Jail on the misdemeanor charge and released on a $375 bond.
Of course, things could have been worse, because deputies in Orlando arrested a man in late April for allegedly shooting up a public dock before defecated in his pants while being questioned.