And when you do get arrested, going quietly will be a thing of the past. Today the new thing is to masturbate, sing, eat poop and anything else other than surrender peacefully.
New Orleans is known for its rich musical history, and Osmer Hernandez might be part of that tapestry.
When cops encountered the 33-year-old Hernandez staggering down the street on Friday night, he serenaded them with a ditty, according to BayouBuzz.com.
What made his performance memorable, however, was his lack of clothing. Cops say he wasn’t wearing pants — and he was masturbating.
Officers asked him to put on the shorts he was carrying, but Hernandez allegedly ignored the order, preferring to fondle himself, according to NOLA.com.
Gretna Assistant Police Chief Anthony Christiana told Frrole.com that while officers didn’t recognize Hernandez’ song, they could tell he was highly intoxicated.
Hernandez eventually dressed and was charged with public intoxication and obscenity, according to ClickJefferson.com, which adds that while the arresting officers can’t place the exact tune Hernandez was singing, they can’t get it out of their heads.
Now Osmer is not the worst we’ve heard. Oh no sir! In case you haven’t heard of the masturbating, vacuum-eating guy, well then sit back, click HERE and enjoy the lunacy. And have a great week.
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