Woman Allegedly Tried To Kill Husband With Poison In Her Vagina

You can either smother them with your breasts (as we’ve mentioned here) or a sausage (as we’ve mentioned here) or just go for the James Bond deep undercover agent spy way. “In your kitty, Ms. Bond.”

A Brazilian man has accused his wife of trying to kill him by putting poison in her vagina and inviting him to have oral sex with her.

The man, identified only as a 43-year-old from Sao de Jose Rio Preto, realized something was amiss when he noticed a strange odor coming from his wife’s kitty, Portuguese news outlet tvi24 said.

Concerned, he took her to hospital where she had confessed to the nefarious plan, Argentinian newspaper La Razon claims.

Sorry, we'd put a more graphic photo but we've been censored before for that kind of behavior here

The woman allegedly put poison in her vagina and invited her husband to have oral sex with her

Tests apparently revealed the woman had placed enough of the unnamed poison in her vagina to kill both her and her husband. She has since received medical treatment, although sources claim her husband plans to sue her for attempted murder.