Are you just dumb enough to admit your crimes on the Internet? How about anything stupid or embarrassing? Well not me! No Sir! And even though some of my indiscretions in life have been admitted to some people I trust, I am never going to admit to you that I got caught masturbating in the girl’s bathroom in high school. Now that would be just stupid.
But then again, when I went to high school, we didn’t have Facebook.