Boobs! It seems like they are everywhere — which makes sense when you consider most of the pre-teen and older female population has them (two each, as for a matter of fact).
They are the beginning of a girl’s coming into womanhood, there are amazing researches to cure its cancer, they give life to a hungry child and they are the first thing boys feel up in the back seat of a Toyota in the parking lot of a K-Mart on 5th Avenue (sorry, that escalated quickly).
To men they are a desire, but to women they can be a torrential pain in the ass. Thank God for the invention of the bra (sometimes). With the wrong fitting bra, life can be hell. But with the perfect bra, life is sexy. And with these bizarre Japanese bras, life can be delicious with a rice bra that can accentuate the whole milk feeding process with a bowl of nicely steamed rice. And of course chopsticks are important to the consumption of that rice. And, don’t forget to heat up that rice… it’s all relative to the photo gallery posted below.
For you see, every year the Triumph Lingerie Company unveils their novelty bras in Japan. From a bra that you can power your hybrid car, or stop you from smoking, to one that allows you to practice your putting, Triumph’s bras are extremely useful and essential to your everyday life.
Check out 13 of their strangest creations below.
THE MARRIAGE BRA
The marriage bra, unlocking the key to women’s hearts everywhere.
FISH BOWL BRA
Fish food sold separately.
THE RICE BRA
Maybe you can’t grow bigger boobs, but you can grow rice!
THE GOLF BRA
This bra helps you score a hole in one every time.
THE WOMAN RESTORATION BRA
This bra demonstrates the rise of women in Japan and looks super comfortable!
THE TOURISM BRA
Because nothing promotes tourism and pride in one’s country quite like a bra
THE CHOP STICK BRA
Who wouldn’t like to eat food like this?!
THE JURY BRA
The jury is out. This bra is guilty of being uncomfortable.
THE HEATED BRA
A bra designed by Bjork.
THE LOVE LETTER BRA
THE ANTI-SMOKING BRA
Overcoming addiction just got a whole lot easier.
THE STOP-THE-BIRTH-RATE BRA
If this bra doesn’t stop the birth rate decline in Tokyo, then I don’t know what will.
THE SOLAR BRA
Turn your iPhone on and turn him on with Triumph’s solar bra. Because what is more attractive than a fully charged phone?
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