Bizarre Bras Out Of Japan

Boobs! It seems like they are everywhere — which makes sense when you consider most of the pre-teen and older female population has them (two each, as for a matter of fact).

They are the beginning of a girl’s coming into womanhood, there are amazing researches to cure its cancer, they give life to a hungry child and they are the first thing boys feel up in the back seat of a Toyota in the parking lot of a K-Mart on 5th Avenue (sorry, that escalated quickly).

To men they are a desire, but to women they can be a torrential pain in the ass. Thank God for the invention of the bra (sometimes). With the wrong fitting bra, life can be hell. But with the perfect bra, life is sexy. And with these bizarre Japanese bras, life can be delicious with a rice bra that can accentuate the whole milk feeding process with a bowl of nicely steamed rice. And of course chopsticks are important to the consumption of that rice. And, don’t forget to heat up that rice… it’s all relative to the photo gallery posted below.

For you see, every year the Triumph Lingerie Company unveils their novelty bras in Japan. From a bra that you can power your hybrid car, or stop you from smoking, to one that allows you to practice your putting, Triumph’s bras are extremely useful and essential to your everyday life.

Check out 13 of their strangest creations below.

THE MARRIAGE BRA

01 marriage bra

The marriage bra, unlocking the key to women’s hearts everywhere.

FISH BOWL BRA

02 fish bowl bra

Fish food sold separately.

THE RICE BRA

03 rice bra

Maybe you can’t grow bigger boobs, but you can grow rice!

THE GOLF BRA

04 golf bra

This bra helps you score a hole in one every time.

THE WOMAN RESTORATION BRA

05 woman restoration bra

This bra demonstrates the rise of women in Japan and looks super comfortable!

THE TOURISM BRA

06 tourism bra

Because nothing promotes tourism and pride in one’s country quite like a bra

THE CHOP STICK BRA

Triumph International Japan's new promotional girl Yuko Ishida poses with the concept bra called 'My Chopsticks Bra' in Tokyo

Who wouldn’t like to eat food like this?!

THE JURY BRA

08 jury bra

The jury is out. This bra is guilty of being uncomfortable.

THE HEATED BRA

09 heated bra

A bra designed by Bjork.

THE LOVE LETTER BRA

10 love letter bra

How romantic!

THE ANTI-SMOKING BRA

11 antismoking bra

Overcoming addiction just got a whole lot easier.

THE STOP-THE-BIRTH-RATE BRA

12 stopthebirthrate bra

If this bra doesn’t stop the birth rate decline in Tokyo, then I don’t know what will.

THE SOLAR BRA

13 solar bra

Turn your iPhone on and turn him on with Triumph’s solar bra. Because what is more attractive than a fully charged phone?