Woman Poops On Floor After Finding Husband Cheating

It’s common that people react differently to situations than others. But I can honestly say, when it comes to a cheating spouse, pooping on the floor might not be the first thing to cross my mind — unless of course it was due to me just shitting my pants at the sight of what I saw.

Brenda Schulmann

Okay, too graphic, I know, but meet Brenda Schumann. And what makes this story even more intriguing is that it is another Florida story.

Police say Brenda, 51, defecated and urinated on the floor, then went on an armed rampage through the house after discovering her husband in bed with another woman, according to a case report obtained by TC Palm.

“I found him in bed with a naked chick what was I supposed to do,” she later told a deputy, according to the sheriff’s report.

Schumann allegedly stormed into the bedroom other Vero Beach, Fla. home at about 2:30 a.m. on Dec. 21, carrying a rifle and threatening to kill both her 42-year-old husband and his lover. After her husband managed to get the gun away from her he says she urinated on the carpet outside the bedroom before dropping a deuce on the kitchen floor.

She allegedly found a second rifle and began to destroy items around the house, include mirrors, pictures and Christmas decorations. It’s unclear whether she was employing the rifle in the destruction. Her husband told deputies that she eventually left the house and drove away, leaving the weapon behind.

The responding deputy tracked down Schumann to another apartment, where she allegedly tried to hold the door shut to prevent him from getting inside.

She was charged with aggravated assault/domestic violence, aggravated assault, battery and resisting arrest without violence.

For those somehow unaware that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, one only need look at recent headlines.

In November, one jilted lady from the Palm Tree State allegedly broke into her ex-boyfriend’s apartment and set fire to his bed — with him and his new lover in it.

In September, a married woman in Florida was involved in a three-way when she allegedly noticed her husband paying a little too much attention to the third party. The argument that followed led to gunfire and a SWAT team surrounding the house.