11 Other Times The World Was Supposed To End (But Didn’t) / Plus End Of The Year Montage / Vanessa Hudgens Again!


The Mayans have been getting some great press lately. They’ve cornered the market on apocalyptic predictions, at least for this week. But the truth is, the end has been nigh for centuries. Like a global death wish, humanity has been obsessed with predicting the devastating end of the world since the beginning and always has an open ear when someone announces they’ve figured out the exact date when it all goes boom.

Though Jesus is quoted in Matthew as saying, “No one knows about the day or hour, not even the angels in heaven,” scrutinizing scriptures in search of clues to Doomsday has been a popular Christian pastime since the first century. And the continued success of the Left Behind books and other end-time adventures are evidence that the trend continues. A recent survey conducted by the Public Religion Research Institute found that 15% of Americans believe the world-ending events described in the Bible will take place within their lifetime. Jesus’ disciples believed the same thing.

Unfortunately, if you believe the Earth’s days are numbered, you start treating the planet like a rented car. One Christian friend told me protecting the environment is the equivalent of polishing the brass on the Titanic.

"Doomsday on the Brain" panel discus...

“Doomsday on the Brain” panel discussion. (Photo credit: 92YTribeca)

But it’s not just the religious marking up the calendars. Physicists and astronomers have often described a catastrophic event bound to destroy us all. From Halley’s comet to the alignment of the planets to rouge super-colliders, men and women of science have repeatedly declared the imminent end and found themselves wrong.

Whatever the source, when people believe the world is about to end, they do silly things. History is littered with apocalyptic panics in which enthusiasts give away their savings, leave their families, and even commit murder in the belief that there won’t be a tomorrow. Then comes the apocalyptic hangover, the awkward day-after-the-last-day when people wake up to find the world still intact.

So if this weekend you attend an End-of-the-World Party or toast the final days of this poor globe, you’ll be participating in an age-old human tradition – celebrating an end of the world that doesn’t happen… yet.

634 BCE

Many ancient Romans believed 634 BCE would bring the end. Thanks to a story about Romulus and twelve mythic eagles, Romans feared destruction 120 years after the founding of the city. It was a nerve-wracking year. But things turned out okay for the fledgling empire.

Circa 60 CE

Jesus told a crowd of people, “Verily I say to you, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.” Matthew 16:28. This and similar statements led many early Christians, including St. Paul, to believe that Judgment Day would happen in their lifetime.


Pope Innocent III, the mastermind behind some of the bloodiest of the Crusades, believed he could decipher the date of the apocalypse by adding 666 to the year Islam was founded. He wasn’t positive about the date of Islam’s inception, but took a good guess and announced the world would end in 1284.

February 1st, 1524

Johannes Stoeffler, a theologian and astronomer, predicted another worldwide flood. Tens of thousands across Europe moved to higher land and invested in boats. One wealthy German, Count Von Igglehiem, built a three level ark. A brief shower that morning sparked a panic for spaces on the boat. Von Igglehiem was eventually yanked from his ark and stoned to death.


Christopher Columbus, when not claiming lands for Europe and enslaving their inhabitants, babbled in divination. In his Book of Prophecies, the famed explorer added 7000 years to the date of the world’s creation (5343 BCE, in case you didn’t know). According to him, the world should have ended 1658.

October 19th, 1814

64 year old British woman Joanna Southcott proclaimed she was pregnant with the Messiah. She would give birth on October 19th and the newborn would usher in the Apocalypse. No baby came. But Joanna did die just two months later.

March 21st, 1843

William Miller traveled across America convincing people to leave their jobs, give up their homes, and wait for the world to end on March 21st, 1843. The day was a huge national event with tens of thousands gathering in open fields to welcome the apocalypse. When the day ended with no hail or brimstone, Miller adjusted the date to April 18th. After that day came and went, he predicted the end would come October 22nd 1844. Again, nothing, and Miller bashfully retired. But many Millerites reinterpreted the predictions and claimed the beginning of the end had actually happened. They formed the Seventh Day Adventist Church.

December 17th 1919

Well-respected meteorologist Albert Porta announced that the alignment of six planets would cause an enormous magnetic current forcing the sun to erupt into flares and explosions, engulfing the Earth in fire. The world did not end. But Porta’s career did.

Fall 1982

Starting in the seventies, Pat Robertson assured his viewers of his popular television show The 700 Club that the world would soon end in 1982. He told millions of viewers, “I guarantee you, by the end 1982 there is going to be judgment on the world.” It’s surprising he was wrong. Pat is usually spot-on. The 700 Club continues to broadcast to this day.

March 31st 1998

Hon-Ming Chen, leader of the Taiwanese True Way movement and proclaimed reincarnation of Joseph father of Jesus, announced the Second Coming would happen when God would appear on television across the world and then land his flying saucer in Garland, Texas. When nothing happened, Chen offered himself for stoning. As of yet, no one took him up on it.

Newton’s Prediction: 2060

Sir Isaac Newton, physicist, mathematician, philosopher, and over all Big Brain had a hobby of studying the apocalyptic books of the Bible. In his book Observations upon the Prophecies of Daniel, and the Apocalypse of St. John, Newton painstakingly worked through the math and symbols and deduced that our Earth will end in 2060. That’s good news for people with plans for next week.

‘2012: What Brought Us Together’ Video Shows The Best Moments Of The Year (VIDEO)

The year 2013 is almost here, which means that we’d like to take a second to look back at all the amazing, heartwarming, inspiring, uplifting, and hilarious things that happened in the past year.

Luckily, YouTube user Jean-Louis Nguyen compiled all of our favorite moments in a beautiful video homage that seriously gave us goosebumps.

In the video, you’ll recognize John Unger cradling Schoep, the arthritic dog who saved his life, while he falls asleep in Lake Superior.

You’ll also see brothers Meyers and Bailey Leonard tearfully embrace as the older brother — a Marine –surprises his younger brother at basketball practice after serving in Afghanistan.

The Internet’s favorite pets make an appearance too. Where would 2012 be without its most influential cat?

Plus, gangnam style — lots and lots of gangnam style.

By the end of the video, our faith in humanity was officially restored.

2012, you were amazing. 2013, you have big shoes to fill.

Vanessa Hudgens Leaked Nude 2009 (3)

So for the curious minded. Our top story of the year was: VANESSA HUDGENS NUDE…AGAIN

We landed a total of 23,000 views and 10,000 visitors to those photos. A close second place, was TOPFREEDOM. However, many had not caught on that the post, TOPFREEDOM, was a personal blog by our founder, John Michaelson, written back in 2005 for this blog when it was his personal site. Many did not seem to care because of the free nude photos on the page.

The TOPFREEDOM blog was revamped for 2007 and then again for 2011 and then 2012.