Expert Posts 10 Surprising Health Benefits Of Semen

Hello all. I’m not surprised in the following article because I heard about this exact thing back in college – back in the days when Jon Bon Jovi sported his first hair style. However, when I was told by the guy who reported this to me, in my journalism class, I only thought it was the worst pick-up line he could think of.

My sister, two years my senior, told me again about the health benefits of cum. However, her concept of health benefits weren’t even close to the following post , but more amusing, nonetheless.

But okay, Ladies, read on. Guys! Please! Stay away from this article and just know using these ‘facts’ are not the first way to get a woman to blow you. TRUST ME!

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You’ll be surprised by the impact of this sticky substance on your health!

A study recently published by Dutch psychologists showed that when women are sexually aroused, their disgust tolerance increases — not just regarding sex, but across the board.

In the study, the aroused group of women were less disgusted when asked to touch a “bloody” bone (actually it was red ink) or put their hands in a bowl of allegedly used condoms (which were actually not used, but covered in lubricant). The study also contained two other groups of women who were not aroused.

This study makes lots of sense to me. In my clinical practice, I am always looking for ways to help women reduce their aversions to certain sexual acts or bodily fluids. As shown in the study, if they are able to become aroused, they need less assistance. Unfortunately, for the the women I treat, the flames of passion are all too often extinguished.

Based on my knowledge of evolutionary sexology, I have come up with a useful clinical intervention, and I see it working every day! It is based on the theory that seminal plasma (the fluid that provides nutrients and protection for sperm, consisting of a complex range of organic and inorganic constituents) may have many health benefits.

Yes, you read that correctly — semen is healthy for you!

The alleged benefits of seminal plasma are activated when a man deposits semen into a woman’s vagina. Newer research suggests that the same benefits may be available if the seminal plasma is swallowed. Some theories even suggest that semen deposited anally will offer the same benefits. The existence of “butt plugs” suggest that some men may want to keep the seminal plasma inside.

Here are ten alleged health benefits of seminal plasma:

  1. Natural anti-depressant
  2. Natural anxiety reducer
  3. Improves quality of sleep
  4. Increases energy
  5. Improves concentration
  6. Improves memory
  7. Improves mental alertness
  8. Assists with pregnancy maintenance
  9. Increases female-initiated sexual behavior
  10. Reduces pain

Impressed? You should be! Nature knows what she is doing! Some of the helpful chemicals in seminal plasma include testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, opiod peptides, oxytocin, serotonin, melatonin, and norepineprine. Just think, you can get a dose of all that without having to go to the vitamin store!

When I tell women with arousal disorders that they can reap all of the above health benefits, it often enables them to be more receptive to sex. Suddenly, they are may be willing to “swallow” if they think it might help them sleep or reduce their pain. Suddenly they can tolerate intercourse if they believe it may help with depression.

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Much of the research in this area is preliminary and needs to be replicated. But I believe more and more empirical research will support these initial findings. If you’ve noticed any of this to be true in your own life, please comment!

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