The Most Inappropriate Kids Halloween Costumes Ever

Completely, and respectfully, stolen from Huffington Post.

When young ones dress up for Halloween (or rather, when their parents dress them) there have been some pretty questionable costume choices made over the years. From outrageous commercial costumes for sale like “Harem Girl” and “Baby Pimp,” homemade costumes like “Baby Hannibal Lector” and “Baby Lil’ Wayne” have us scratching our heads even more.

Check out some of the most inappropriate Halloween costumes for kids below.

HOMELESS BABY

Getting this child ready for reality

LIL WAYNE

And I thought my sister’s 1985 Madonna costume was displaying bad taste. Can we look at the Eminem costume, too?

BABY PIMP

Maybe we can get his sister a biotch costume to match him

BETHANY HAMILTON & SHARK

Teaching your kids to make fun of a girl who had their arm bitten off is probably a bad idea. Is this tribute or ribbing?

BABY POLE DANCER

This is just seriously wrong. I get an Octomom kind of vibe from this.

BABY HITLER

Hitler or Oliver Hardy? C’mon folks! Oliver Hardy! Comic legend… Laurel & Hardy… Geez, just Google him!

BABY ALIEN

I want to say that’s the alien coming out of the baby’s chest…. but I had to look a second time.

BABY HANNIBAL LECTER

My sister found this one extremely disturbing… but then again, her name is Clarice (true story).

KID TOILET

One night of seasonal fun … a lifetime of bullying

FLIRTY MILITARY GIRL

Don’t ask… don’t tell. Don’t explain… don’t even do this

ROADKILL

Isn’t he cute? Look, he’s a dead animal on the road. How jovial.

BABY MR. T

I pity the kid looking at this photo in 20 years

JERSEY SHORE KIDS

Complete, and total irony, is if honey Boo-Boo dresses up in one of these costumes.

PARASITIC TWIN

I challenge any parent to successfully explain this to their child while helping them put this costume on

TROJAN PACKAGE KID

I’ve got not a damned thing funny to say about this one. This is pure and simple trash.

WHISKEY DAD & THE CIGARETTE PACK KID

Sure, teach them children well – and early. Because Honey Boo-Boo is going to need a friend when in rehab.

BABY ELEPHANT

The artists at Disney must’ve designed this one. Look hard. Think about it. Look again.

HAREM GIRL

in my day this was known as a Jeannie costume. Today it’s just got too much of a “Toddlers & Tiaras” vibe to it.

KID GANGSTER

Personally, I thought this was kind of cute. But maybe a little too early for the kid. Maybe when he gets older this would be cute.

SEXY KITTY

Just a thought: Sexy Kitty… neighborhood… candy… unknown neighbors… do you see where I’m going with this one?

BABY WHOOPIE CUSHION

Maybe in 1978 this would be awesome, but today?

SEXY MERMAID

I cannot begin to comment on this one.

BABY HOOTERS

Did “Toddlers & Tiaras” not teach us anything?!?!