Completely, and respectfully, stolen from Huffington Post.
When young ones dress up for Halloween (or rather, when their parents dress them) there have been some pretty questionable costume choices made over the years. From outrageous commercial costumes for sale like “Harem Girl” and “Baby Pimp,” homemade costumes like “Baby Hannibal Lector” and “Baby Lil’ Wayne” have us scratching our heads even more.
Check out some of the most inappropriate Halloween costumes for kids below.
Getting this child ready for reality
And I thought my sister’s 1985 Madonna costume was displaying bad taste. Can we look at the Eminem costume, too?
Maybe we can get his sister a biotch costume to match him
BETHANY HAMILTON & SHARK
Teaching your kids to make fun of a girl who had their arm bitten off is probably a bad idea. Is this tribute or ribbing?
BABY POLE DANCER
This is just seriously wrong. I get an Octomom kind of vibe from this.
Hitler or Oliver Hardy? C’mon folks! Oliver Hardy! Comic legend… Laurel & Hardy… Geez, just Google him!
I want to say that’s the alien coming out of the baby’s chest…. but I had to look a second time.
BABY HANNIBAL LECTER
My sister found this one extremely disturbing… but then again, her name is Clarice (true story).
One night of seasonal fun … a lifetime of bullying
FLIRTY MILITARY GIRL
Don’t ask… don’t tell. Don’t explain… don’t even do this
Isn’t he cute? Look, he’s a dead animal on the road. How jovial.
BABY MR. T
I pity the kid looking at this photo in 20 years
JERSEY SHORE KIDS
Complete, and total irony, is if honey Boo-Boo dresses up in one of these costumes.
I challenge any parent to successfully explain this to their child while helping them put this costume on
TROJAN PACKAGE KID
I’ve got not a damned thing funny to say about this one. This is pure and simple trash.
WHISKEY DAD & THE CIGARETTE PACK KID
Sure, teach them children well – and early. Because Honey Boo-Boo is going to need a friend when in rehab.
The artists at Disney must’ve designed this one. Look hard. Think about it. Look again.
in my day this was known as a Jeannie costume. Today it’s just got too much of a “Toddlers & Tiaras” vibe to it.
Personally, I thought this was kind of cute. But maybe a little too early for the kid. Maybe when he gets older this would be cute.
Just a thought: Sexy Kitty… neighborhood… candy… unknown neighbors… do you see where I’m going with this one?
BABY WHOOPIE CUSHION
Maybe in 1978 this would be awesome, but today?
I cannot begin to comment on this one.
Did “Toddlers & Tiaras” not teach us anything?!?!