Naughty News: Topless Fugitive, Naked Priests, Courtney Love…(EXPLICIT)

Topless woman refused to pull over

Mandy Ramsey, 35, said she just wanted to surprise her boyfriend.

FORT MCCOY, Fla., Aug. 7 (UPI) — Authorities in Florida said a woman refused to pull over for deputies because she was topless and on her way to surprise her boyfriend.

The Marion County Sheriff’s Office said a deputy attempted to pull over Mandy Ramsey, 35, of Fort McCoy, Fla., for speeding Saturday but the motorist refused to stop and hit an oak tree while fleeing, The Gainesville (Fla.) Sun reported Tuesday.

The Ford F-250 truck was soon found parked behind a mobile home where the truck’s owner, Ramsey’s boyfriend, told deputies he hadn’t been driving it.

Ramsey admitted she had been behind the wheel and refused to pull over because she was topless and planning to surprise her boyfriend.

Ramsey was charged with fleeing and eluding law enforcement. She was released after posting $5,000 bond.

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Homestead, FL. Cop Accused of Asking to See Woman’s Breasts Fired: Report

Homestead Police officer accused of asking a woman to show him her breasts and bra was fired recently, according to a Miami Herald report.

Officer Juan Senabre was fired in June following an internal affairs investigation into his alleged run-in with the woman.

Senabre’s listed attorney, Teri Guttman Valdes, didn’t immediately return calls for comment Wednesday.

According to city documents obtained by the Herald, Zenaida Figueroa-Ortiz and her boyfriend had gotten something to eat and were parked on the side of Krome Terrace when Senabre drove by twice in his police car.

The couple drove to a nearby friend’s house, where Figueroa-Ortiz was stopped by Senabre who told her she had a suspended license.

Senabre told Figueroa-Ortiz she was going to be arrested, and put her in his car, the documents said. But instead of driving her to a police station, he drove around the corner to a dark apartment complex where he turned off the lights.

“I’m going to help you so you don’t go to jail,” Senabre said, according to a statement from Figueroa-Ortiz. “Have you ever been with a crazy policeman?”

When the woman told Senabre she’s “not that type of girl” and asked to be taken to jail, the cop asked to see her breasts, the internal affairs report said.

Senabre allegedly asked to see her bra, and Figueroa-Ortiz refused. When a car started coming toward them, the officer turned on his lights and drove Figueroa-Ortiz back to her friend’s home, according to the report.

Senabre told Figueroa-Ortiz to meet him at court the next day to take care of the suspended license though it’s unclear if they met again, the report said.

Figueroa-Ortiz reported the incident a few days later. During a later hearing, Senabre’s lawyer pointed out that there is no apartment complex near the area where the alleged incident happened, and said one of four witnesses wasn’t able to pick Senabre out of a lineup.

Senabre, who had a previous suspension for ripping up payroll checks in a possible fraud case and two other complaints against him, was fire anyway. His termination will go to arbitration and he could get his job back, a city spokeswoman told the Herald.

Police: Detroit Priest Drove Drunk and Nude

DEARBORN, Mich., Aug. 8 (UPI) — The pastor of a Dearborn, Mich., Catholic church who police said was driving drunk in the nude has been suspended by church officials.

Police said the Rev. Peter Petroske was driving naked and his blood alcohol level was just over the minimum level for intoxication when he was stopped, the Detroit Free Press reported.

The 57-year-old priest is pastor of Sacred Heart Parish, Dearborn’s second largest Catholic church.

He was arrested late Thursday and is scheduled to be arraigned Aug. 14, The Detroit News reported.

District court officials said the priest has been charged with misdemeanor courts of operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated and disorderly/obscene conduct.

Petroske conducted Mass Sunday morning. Officials with the Archdiocese of Detroit were notified of his arrest and issued a statement Tuesday that Petroske had been placed on indefinite administrative leave.

He has been pastor at Sacred Heart since 2008.

The Rev. Robert Blondell, a recently retired priest, has been named temporary administrator at the church.

Priest Pleads Innocent to Jogging Nude

GREELEY, Colo., (UPI) — A Catholic priest arrested for allegedly jogging in the nude in Colorado last summer has pleaded innocent to all related charges.

The Rev. Robert Whipkey entered his plea to the indecent exposure charges this week, disputing a police officer’s allegation that he was found completely in the buff on a Frederick city street early one morning, Denver’s KMGH-TV reported Wednesday.

Police allege that when Whipkey was stopped by a police officer on the morning of June 22, the priest said he was simply returning home after jogging at a nearby high school.

Based on comments from one of Whipkey’s neighbors, the priest allegedly has an affinity for being nude whenever possible.

“All of his drapes are always open, and he’s basically nude in the house,” Frederick resident Robyn Ciaravola alleged recently. “I have no problem with what someone does in his house, but he should close the drapes.”

Whipkey has been placed on administrative leave by the Denver Archdiocese.

Nude Photos Force Single Mother of Four Into Hiding

KUALA LUMPUR: A single mother of four was forced to go into hiding when her nude photos were leaked on the Internet by her former boyfriend who was angry at being jilted.

The 44-year-old victim has been constantly threatened by her 47-year-old ex-lover since the two broke up in April this year. The woman from Petaling Jaya said she broke up with him after she learnt that he was already married and has a daughter.

“On top of that, he also has a girlfriend and a son with her. The girlfriend is also looking for him,” she said at the MCA public complaints bureau office yesterday.

“I told him I was leaving him and that was when he started blackmailing by creating a fake e-mail address and uploading photographs of me in the nude,” she said, adding that her nude photos have been e-mailed to 14 of her business contacts, including her former boss.

“That caused me my job.”

The woman, who had been in a relationship with the suspect for three years, has since lodged a report at Kota Damansara police station on Aug 2.

“I am extremely ashamed of myself and I do not know how I’m supposed to face the public given that my photos have been circulating on the Internet.

“I get a lot of calls and SMSes from strangers asking for sex. Apparently my ex-boyfriend had posted an advertisement that reads ‘RM5 to RM30 for a night’, she said before breaking down.

The ex-boyfriend had also allegedly called the woman’s former boss and acted as though he was confronting the latter regarding the issue.

“He made it look like I was the one who advertised myself to my boss. He alleged even asked, ‘Is she that desperate for money?'”

“I remember telling him to delete my nude photos when we were together. He said that it’s only for fun and that he has deleted all of them. Clearly he lied,” she said.

MCA public complaints bureau chief Datuk Seri Michael Chong said that they have received 11 similar reports since January.

He added that the bureau will be working with the police to solve the cases.

The Top 5 Best (Pro-Lady) Songs About Vagina

Lana Del Rey must’ve known that covering Nirvana’s “Heart Shaped Box” would elicit some sort of a response from Courtney Love, but none of us could’ve predicted that Love would actually be funny when she Tweeted LDR about it. “You do know the song is about my vagina right?” Love queried. “Next time you sing it, think about my vagina will you?” Wonder if LDR will be covering Nirvana’s other ode to Courtney’s genitals, “Moist Vagina,” any time soon? This of course got us thinking about our favorite vagina-centric songs. There’s tons of them out there, but the following five are the best of the best, as far as we’re concerned, because they’re so darn lady-positive.

5. “Work It,” Missy Elliott

And here’s Missy Elliott proving that you don’t have to resort to dressing like a raging whore and singing in cliches (we’re looking at you, Rihanna) to talk about your own vagina. In “Work It,” Missy is a dominant and demanding sex goddess, unafraid to talk about shaving her “chocha” in time for some good, sofa-based, sweet lovin’. Bow down (“town and eat it like a vulture”).

4. “Soft As Snow,” My Bloody Valentine

When you’re a slightly awkward dude trying to pay homage to female nether regions, you don’t wanna be all gung ho about it. You want to be quiet and complimentary and laid back and sexier than you look. Mission accomplished, Kevin Shields. Mission accomplished. It’s always the quiet ones…

3. “My Neck, My Back,” Khia

Holy raging vagina core, world! Khia was not messing around when she wrote this. Not only is this all about her “pussy” (and “crack”), it’s basically three and a half minutes of Khia demanding cunnilingus and offering absolutely nothing in return whatsoever. Which feels a little bit revolutionary, given that musical history usually implies that men do all the demanding and women do all the providing of sexual favors. Khia’s having none of that here. She just wants her lady region serviced immediately and thoroughly. And then you can leave, thanks.

2. “Sugar Walls,” Sheena Easton

In case you’d assumed this song was about candy when hearing it in passing on the radio, Ms. Easton decided to make it abundantly clear that she was talking about her kitty by pulling a non-stop array of sex faces in the video. It was ultimately unnecessary, however, given that, on closer listening, it is impossible to avoid phrases like “blood races to the private spots,” “The temperature’s rising inside my sugar walls” and “Come spend the night inside my sugar walls.” “Sugar walls” is a vastly underused phrase today, ladies. Let’s bring that one back.

1. “Diddle My Skittle,” Peaches

Look, we know that pretty much every song Peaches has ever written is about her kitty, but this is the favorite one. Also, c’mon now: “There’s only one peach with the hole in the middle”? Pretty sweet.